I figured, since I wrote a post about things I like, that I should probably balance that out with a post of things that I am not so found of. So here you are, the top five things that I find weird, freaky, and generally disturbing.






1) The little, creepy, flailey arm tube dudes outside of car washes. As a person who tends to love bones in anatomy, the fact that these things are literally spineless freaks me out.












2) Green Gummies. I will sit there and either give these Gummie to a friend, or eat them first to get them out of the way. I just do NOT like the green Gummies, especially when they are bears.

3) Horror movies. Yeah, not a big fan. I can do suspense, but anything that is horror related and happens in real life...keep that away from me unless you want to know what a mother chimpanzee feels like when its baby is freaking out. On the flip side, I LOVE old "horror" movies like Dracula and Frankenstein. I could watch those all day.







4) Stephenie Meyer. She has brought an evil to this country by corrupting good vampire myths and the English language. The best thing that has come out of Twilight is the Bunnies in 30 seconds video (located here: http://www.angryalien.com/aa/twilightbuns.asp)

5) The guy who invented the paperclip (Samuel B. Fay, 1867). Okay, so I don't hate him, I am just a little bit jealous. In case you were curious about the paperclip there is a museum site!!! http://www.officemuseum.com/paper_clips.htm








The paperclip thing is really the best sign off I can think of.

~*~ The Singing Telegram Girl.

Love songs or stalker stories?

What happens when I have writers block? That would be the following post.

Now, In honor of the upcoming "holiday" (something about love), I have decided to give two awards.

1) An award for the most creepy love song sung by a male.

2) An award for the most creepy love song sung by a female.

Award number one goes to....THE POLICE!

"Every Breath You Take" by The Police has made me come to the realization that the guys singing in the following song..are stalkers. For that one reason, they win the award for the most creepy love song sung by a male. Or, in this case, males.

For those of you unfamiliar with the song, here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

Really? You'll be watching me? I realize this was a big song of the '80s, but this is seriously creepy.

This song makes me want to buy a private detective for myself so he can watch the watcher. I think the real irony here though, is the fact that these guys are called The Police.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY!?

Wouldn't the police, I don't know, maybe want to catch the stalkers? I suppose that this is the perfect cover though. Either way, this song will officially make me want to drive faster the next time I hear it on the radio and I might now feel like I want to call the police.

I am willing to give an honorable mention to the Bee Gees and their song "Nights on Broadway". In this lovely ditty, the boys in tight pants sing some creepy librettos.

"Well, I had to follow you,

Though you did not want me to

But that won't stop my lovin' you

I can't stay away"

Yeah....this is creepy in and out of context. So an honorable mention to the Bee Gees for being creeptastic.

Award number two goes to....BLONDIE!

"One Way or Another", Blondie is going to get ya! Even if she has to drive past your house,"I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down, I'll see who's around."

I kid you not, she is going to drive past your house while you are in restless slumber and creep on you. Don't believe me?

She says so in the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLcyXzLMfg

I think we can go ahead and consider that a confession. Also, what exactly is she going to do with the rat food she appears to be purchasing at the end of her song. Now, I wouldn't put it past a lady like this to have some really gnarly looking pet rats, but I might also assume she has some really creepy fetish. So Blondie, for making most males want to sleep with the lights on and probably for being the reason that most men hate going to the store, you win award number two.

Also, I think the owls really say it all.

Dear Blondie, one way or the other, I'm gonna charge ya! I'm gonna charge ya, charge ya, charge ya with violating a restraining order!

If you have any songs that strike you as particularly creepy, please share!

Pictures provided by: thepolicefile.com and cheezburger.com