The stressless alphabet.

I have got to get better at this whole post on ze blog thing. I always feel like there is NOTHING to say. I lead a very dull life, couldn't ja tell? However, this upcoming week is going to be my hell week. What is hell week, you ask? Oh, just sit back, relax, and, oh wait, no. Don't relax, that defeats the purpose of hell week.

You see, hell week is very appropriately abbreviated as HW. You know what else is abbreviated as HW? Homework.  Hell week, however, far surpasses homework in that it consists of homework, projects, test, and somehow, major life events. No one knows how that last one always seems to work its way in, but trust me, if you have a hell week and something DOESN'T go wrong in your personal life, it isn't a hell week.

Now, all this adds up to one very delightful thing for you to go through, stress.

Now that we have the definition out of the way,  let's talk about ways to deal with this stress. I have developed a system. The way it works is that you start at A and work your way to Z. Here is the list for you:

A) Have some coffee. As I have said before, coffee fixes all things. Unless you are out of coffee, which is just terrifying.

B) Take a nap.

C) Go for a walk.

D) Eat some chocolate.

E) Buy a new pair of shoes.

F) Refuse to be stressed.

G) Get a puppy.

H) Not a dog person? Get a cat.

I) Not a cat person? Get a fish.

J) Not a fish person? Make some sushi.

K) Clean the dirtiest room in your house.

L) Yell at your pillow.

M) Punch your pillow.

N) For you married folks...maybe go into your rooms for a little bit and just, um, relax. ;)

O) For you folk over 21, participate in taking some liquid courage.

P) Take a bubble bath.

Q)  Take a bubble bath with a rubber ducky, some candles, and wine.

R) Not a bath person? Take a shower.

S) Watch an entire season of the Gilmore Girls.

T) If you are a dude: Watch all the Die Hard movies.

U) Write about it? You hate someone? Something? Get a red pen and just have at it.

V) Listen to classical music.

W) You hate classical music? What is wrong with you? Listen to it anyway, educate yourself.

X) Go on a Facebook friend deleting splurge.

Y) Revisit your inner child and watch your favorite Disney movie.

Z) You have reached the end of the alphabet and you are still stressed? Time to get crazy, you need to go out, buy a gremlin, and feed it after midnight. That will put everything into perspective.

So, here is to a happy hell week for everyone! I hope you aren't too stressed.